Welcome to Great Moments in Drunken H kup Failure, where we showcase four heartwarming true stories of drunken love gone horribly awry.
Inside my sophomore 12 months at university my fraternity had a ‘dry dance celebration’ in the house (with what we saw as classic frat-wit, we urged visitors to ‘come wet’ . . .ughhh) Anyhow about an full hour into this party, this freshman girl who’d caught my attention around campus pops up if you ask me, grabs me personally and takes me personally away from the party fl r.
As goes the dance at most of the white child frat parties, our ‘dancing’ ended up being merely a way to a conclusion. Quickly, this woman had me up up against the wall and now we were making down pretty difficult. We liked where my evening ended up being going at this stage at night, besides the cock burn I happened to be getting from tucking my boner into my waistband in order to avoid embarrassment whenever I would periodically keep my target in the dance fl ring to go upstairs to my friend’s r m to take some pulls of a container of Jack he had saved . (more…)Read More